Patchwork Task Week 4

//This is a choose-your-own-adventure story game..// =|= //Text in (colour:red) [''red''] will cycle through multiple choices regarding appearance and names. These are purely aesthetic will ''not'' affect your chosen story.// =|= //Text in (colour: blue) [''blue''] are your choices that progress your story. They ''will'' have consequences.// |==| //Once you make your choice, you cannot go back. But you can always replay and see what other endings you could get. Do you understand?// [[Yes.]] [[Anything else?]]

Nope. [[Oh, okay.|Yes.]] [[Are you sure there's nothing else to it?]]

//I like you. You're very straight to the point.// [[Thank you?]] [[Thank you!->Thank you?]] [[Nah, I just came from the other ending and now I'm seeing what else there is to this garbage """game""".]]

//Yes, I'm sure, please just get on with the game.// [[Well, now I won't.]]

//Oh, I see. Another one of these people who have played// The Stanley Parable //and now thinks they're better than everyone.// //Well, guess what? This doesn't count as an ending, so there!.// [[Actually, it does, because I'm in control here.]]

//You're welcome. Now.// //Customise your character.// [[Okay.]] [[Don't you mean "customise your character, please?]]

//...At least you're honest about it I suppose. That makes me trust you a little more.// [[...]]

"I am (cycling-link: "(text-colour:red)[a bird]", "(text-colour:red)[a creature of the night]", "(text-colour:red)[an inanimate object]", "(text-colour:red)[a human]") with (cycling-link: "(text-colour:red)[talons]", "(text-colour:red)[my boyfriend, Brad]","(text-colour:red)[a top hat]", "(text-colour:red)[brown eyes]") and (cycling-link: "(text-colour:red)[my pet turtle, Larry]", "(text-colour:red)[a pen]", "(text-colour:red)[a pile of dirty laundry in the corner of my room]", "(text-colour:red)[a lollipop]", "(text-colour:red)[his boyfriend, Rocky]")." //Interesting.// [[I know. I am very interesting, actually.]] [[Nah, I'm quite dull where I come from.]] [[There's so much more about me that you don't know.->I know. I am very interesting, actually.]]

//Okay. Here's the deal. You can't tell anyone about this, okay?// [[About what?]] [[No, I'm going to tell everyone.]]

//....Okay, you've just lost the trust privileges. I'm banishing you back to the game.// //Customise your character.// [[Okay.]] [[Don't you mean "customise your character, please?->ANNOYING PATH - Don't you mean "customise your character please?"]]

//Right, listen here you little shit, yow'm pissin' me off now. Either you play this game or you fuck off, which one is it gonna be?// [[...Fine, I'll play the game.]] [[It's fun annoying you.]] [[I'll fuck off, I suppose.]]

//Good. Just go up to that little red 'X' in the top right-hand corner of the screen then.// [[Okay, I will.]] [[Actually, it's only red when you hover your mouse over it. It's not red all of the time.]]

//No, you have promise to keep this a secret, okay?// [[Okay, I promise.]] [[This is a lot of pressure, I don't know about this.]] [[Nah, actually, I don't want to know.]]

//Oh. Okay. Fair enough.// //You can go ahead and customise your character then I suppose.// [[Okay.]]